best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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