her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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