You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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