he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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