i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
You smell like stripper and shame
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder