So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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