I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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