i can't believe i had my finger in that
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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