i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Text me some of your sweat
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
