It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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