Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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