I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
