Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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