I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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