i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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