I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i think i just lost a toe
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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