i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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