I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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