Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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