at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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