she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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