just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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