Having a random hookup so left but love u
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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