summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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