Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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