Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
