the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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