i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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