her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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