Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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