ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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