They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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