When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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