Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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