He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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