if you like me you must not know who I am
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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