Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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