He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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