I must be too annoying 4 u.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Randomize
