so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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