no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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