It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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