Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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