More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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