Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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