If that was your dad, he is hot
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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