his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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