I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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