ADVERTISEMENT

• (646): View more from New York

  ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

  (812): View more from Indiana

  ?

  (646): View more from New York

  Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

  Fav 37 3984 1164

  share tweet
  

• (510): View more from California

  So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school

  Fav 79 877 3987

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (289): View more from Ontario

  i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?

  Fav 20 1050 5527

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.

  Fav 14 4434 1171

  share tweet
  

• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.

  Fav 3 1903 1050

  share tweet
  

• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am

  Fav 8 1215 1916

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis

  Fav 12 947 1383

  share tweet
  

• (518): View more from New York

  We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours

  Fav 9 1258 634

  share tweet
  

• (212): View more from New York

  LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.

  Fav 5 1651 659

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.

  Fav 6 1241 567

  share tweet
  

• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

  Fav 7 1150 655

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (269): View more from Michigan

  Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.

  Fav 0 28 12

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.

  Fav 0 38 9

  share tweet
  

• (941): View more from Florida

  Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.

  (1-941): View more from Florida

  It's 6 in the afternoon?

  Fav 0 29 6

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (614): View more from Ohio

  her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs

  Fav 0 98 13

  share tweet
  

Randomize