I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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