Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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