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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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