You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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