you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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