We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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